2分钟英语脱口秀 稿子？
Hello , everyone, today I want to share with you a funny story , which is rather funny , I promise: Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on that line?" The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
2分钟名人励志英语演讲稿短篇？
Chinese sprinter Su Bingtian made history on Sunday by becoming the first Asian athlete to appear in the men's 100m final at the world athletics championships
With the huge crowd at the Bird's Nest keeping their fingers crossed and hoping for a miracle, Su delivered a national record-tying result of 9.99 seconds in the semifinals to qualify as one of the nine fastest men in the world.
"Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine reaching the final of the world championships, and now that I've done it I still can't believe it happened," Su said after the semis.
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